Warning: This page may not be politically correct.

On the Lighter Side
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedals, even the accelerator” he cried out. However before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the phone.

“Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “ I got in the back seat by mistake.”

A quote:- If at first you don’t succeed, then Skydiving is not for you.

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren’t sucked into Jet engines.

Politicians and napkins have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Use this email address to contact the Canterbury Branch of Clan Campbell
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